| Tour of
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 Airport in Sanya |
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 Bike room at the hotel |
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 Hammock at the hotel with my name on it |
 Beachview drive in Sanya |
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 On the way to a time bonus and a few KOM points |
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 Flower on my pillow at the hotel, day 2 |
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 Sweet moss art |
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 Post-race filth |
 Curried chicken feet |
 Replenishment, 2 hours post stage |
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 Kiel decided it was too hot, and gave himself a haircut |
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 Danny tried to fix it |
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 I just paid $2 for a semi-legit Chinese haircut the next day. She used hairclips, a vacuum attachment, and everything |
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 Bamboo scaffolding, tied with seaweed, 8 stories high |
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 Nighttime firework shenanigans |
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 Good old number 74, DNF |
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 Baby with a Devil hood |
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 Keil got the short straw on our "taxi" into town |
 KFC! America! |
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 Market in Sanya. Dudes just sleep at the counter until you want to buy something. They must work a lot of hours. |
 An iPhone for $100! The touch screen works, the camera works, made a call no problem |
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 Yuri Metlushekno: world class sprinter, buying some serious bling watches |
 Awards Banquet |
 Looks great, but can someone bring me a cheeseburger? |
 Boosting a golf cart for the trip back to the hotel |
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| Mt. Washington Hillclimb. Pictures courtesy of Dennis Coughlin, Will Williams, and Stephanie Jacques. Thanks, guys! |
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 No offense to Ned, but it's been brought to my attention that the handicapped signed is very funny |
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| Awards Ceremony |
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| Tour of Elk Grove: |
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| Tour of Qinghai Lake: |
 Luggage Mound |
 Scary people who swarmed the plane when we landed to check for pig flu |
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 The maids folded my clothes, second time they'd been folded all year |
 Note the baby between these two women. No diapers here. Just a hole to poop out of. |
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 I wiped my face with my base layer after a 2 hr ride and it's ruined |
 Brand new TP roll. Notice the lack or perforations to ease tearing. |
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 A fleet of brand new cars for the race |
 Jeremy Powers comes prepared |
 The Chinalope |
 The elusive Asian Cameraface |
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 Pollution |
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 Meat Market |
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 Kiel showing where we hope the water isn't from |
 We fit right in |
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 The Duoba High Altitude Olympic Exercisation Center |
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| Tongren,
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| These two are after being hosed off |
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 Dude that picked me up at the airport with the sign that said "Mr. Gaimon" |
 Taxi in traffic |
 No seatbelts in here |
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 Tiananmen Square |
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 You know you're getting fucked when they turn the meter off in the taxi |
 This dude was riding a bike in the rain with 9 TVs strapped to the back |
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 The Great Wall |
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 It's always great when the taxi driver checks under the hood |
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 Dinner at the hotel |
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| My Excellent Adventure in San Dimas: |
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| Redlands Crit: |
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| Training Camp: |
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 This bike is ready to roll |
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| The OCD Chick-fil-a in San Marcos, CA |
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| Jelly Belly Factory: |
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 Nick spilled the beer, but it was precarious |
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| Tour of California: |
 OMG IT'S LANCE |
 The ominous broom wagon |
 Team presentations, or backstage at N'Sync |
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 How I felt by day 4 |
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 My mom, who didn't like the stache |
 Very pro cardboard window |
 Fatty breakfast because I wanted to gain weight for the cold |
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 Hubbub |
 Flooding at the hotel |
 Bathtub laundry after the first day. Note the black water. |
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 Residue post-laundry. ONE DAY. |
 Cavendish, nervous to be near me |
 Phil lump |
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 Me in the TT |
 Hanging with my homies |
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| Mt. Washington Hillclimb web banners |
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| Overflowed toilet at Ryan Saylor's Mom's house |
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 Me needing a haircut |
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| Local Racing in Florida |
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| A Week in Atlanta |
 John's Creek Crit |
 I guess I'll hold in my farts on the bike path |
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| Kutztown! |
 Fridge |
 Smoking is bad |
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| The Trailer: |
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| The Gutt had been at the house 10 minutes when he almost burned it down by putting a plate onto a hot stove |
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| Scenery in the armpit of America (New Jersey) |
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| I could totally be Amish |
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| Weird creepy turtle in Orlando |
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