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I am a firm believer that cookie consumption is directly correlated with happiness. As such, I have had cookies all over the country, and consider myself an expert. This list is a public service, so that hopefully no one will ever waste precious calories on a mediocre cookie.

Please note that a proper cookie is always microwaved for 20 seconds on high, and enjoyed with a glass of cold milk.
Also, they should be approximately the size of a steering wheel. No exceptions.

CORRECTION: Colby Pearce has informed me that microwaving kills the chi of your food. I'm not a hippie, but I obey my coach. Therefore, I no longer microwave anything. Cookies from now on will be lightly toasted to desired meltiness. The milk rule still applies.

10/1/09: Sandy Sallot's entry has been removed. By no means is this a reflection on the quality of her cookie. I simply decided that cookies in the ranking must be commercially available. Until Sandy opens a bakery, she's ineligible.

The greatest cookies in America are as follows:

1. Fudge Brownie Chip - Cafe Solterra - Jekyll Island Club Hotel in Glynn County, Georgia
2. Double Chocolate Chip - Meeting Street Cafe - Providence, Rhode Island
3. Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip - Esselon Cafe - Hadley, Massachusetts
4. Chocolate Chip - We Three Restaurant and Bakery - Three Rivers, California
5. Chocolate Chip - Mama's Kitchen - Palomar, California